
That Bright White Roll?It’s Lying To You.
White isn’t clean, it’s chlorine. Supermarket tissue is virgin tree pulp, bleached bright for looks, wrapped in shrink film, and built plush enough to survive your septic tank instead of dissolving in it.
- ✕Chlorine-bleached bright, purely cosmetic, possible dioxin residue
- ✕Trees clear-cut for something you flush the same week
- ✕Lint, dust and tear-through mid-wipe
- ✕Plush wet-strength fibres that clump in septic and RV tanks
- ✕Shrink-film plastic around every pack
- ✓Unbleached: bamboo’s natural tan, nothing to hide
- ✓Bamboo regrows to harvest height in ~3 years, no replanting
- ✓3-ply, extra-wide sheets that hold together under pressure
- ✓Breaks apart in minutes once it hits water
- ✓Paper wrap, recycled carton, zero plastic in the box
Strength, Softness, And
Sustainability Together.
Bamboo fibre is longer than the recycled pulp in most eco rolls and softer than the virgin pulp in supermarket brands. Three plies of it gives you strength without the dust.
Maximum durability
Built to handle the toughest wipes without tearing or crumbling, so one folded square does the work of three.
Mess-free handling
Clean tears at the perforation, no shredding, no half-sheets abandoned on the roll.
Extra wide sheets
More coverage per pull for an efficient clean. Get the job done in fewer swipes and fewer squares.
Long-lasting rolls
Each roll packs 300 sheets of thick, absorbent 3-ply bamboo. Fewer roll changes, less waste.
Flush paper, not forests.
Skid Slayer Bamboo Roll
- ✓ Zero trees, 100% bamboo
- ✓ Regrows up to 3 ft a day
- ✓ Harvest-ready again in ~3 years
- ✓ Unbleached: no whitening chemistry
Tree Toilet Paper
- ✕ ~1.5 lbs of wood per roll
- ✕ Trees take ~30 years to grow back
- ✕ Chlorine-whitened for looks
- ✕ Shrink-film plastic on every pack
Does It Break Down? Watch It Happen.
Yes, bamboo fibre starts separating within minutes of hitting water. Strong while you use it, gone once you flush. That’s exactly what septic tanks, RV black tanks and old pipes need.
In hand: 3-ply sheet holds under pressure, folded once, no tear-through, no lint.
In water: fibres begin separating on contact. Swirl the jar and the sheet visibly breaks apart.
Minutes later: dispersed to loose fibre: nothing left to clump in a trap, pump, macerator or tank sensor.
Plush supermarket tissue is engineered with wet-strength, the same property that makes it clog-prone. Skid Slayer is engineered the other way around.
What’s Not In It : And Why It’s Not White.
Toilet paper touches some of the thinnest skin on your body, several times a day, for life. Conventional rolls carry residues from bleaching, converting and printing. Skid Slayer leaves all of it out, including the bleach that makes other rolls white.
Unbleached on purpose
The tan colour is bamboo, unprocessed. White tissue is chlorine-whitened for looks, whiteness adds nothing to hygiene, softness or strength.
No PFAS, no BPA
No forever chemicals, and no thermal-receipt BPA carried over from recycled pulp; we use virgin bamboo fibre instead.
No dyes or fragrance
The four most common skin irritants in tissue, fragrance, dyes, prints and bleach residue, are all absent. Sensitive skin approved.
No plastic packaging
Paper wrappers, recycled carton, recycled core. The whole delivery goes straight into kerbside recycling.
Everything In The Roll,On The Record.
No vague eco claims. Here is exactly what you are buying, down to the sheet.
Mess-free absorption
Ultra-absorbent 3-ply bamboo fibre means fewer sheets per wipe and less paper down the pan.
Septic & RV safe
Dissolves fast in water, so septic tanks, RV black tanks, boats and old cast-iron pipes stay clear.
Unbleached fibre
Natural tan, zero chlorine. The colour is proof of what was left out, not what was added.
300 sheets per roll
3,600 sheets in a 12-pack and 7,200 in a 24-pack, far fewer roll changes either way.
| Material | 100% FSC-certified bamboo fibre |
|---|---|
| Bleaching | Unbleached: no elemental or compound chlorine, no whitening |
| Ply | 3-ply |
| Sheets per roll | 300 |
| Sheet size | 100 mm × 114 mm (verify before publish) |
| Pack sizes | 12 rolls (3,600 sheets) · 24 rolls (7,200 sheets) |
| Core | Recycled cardboard, plastic-free |
| Packaging | Paper wrapper + recycled carton, no plastic film |
| Free from | Chlorine bleach, BPA, PFAS, formaldehyde, dyes, added fragrance |
| Septic & RV safe | Yes, rapid dissolve, safe for septic tanks, RVs, boats and composting toilets |
| Certification | FSC Chain of Custody (add licence number) |
| Best for | Sensitive skin, septic systems, RV life, plastic-free households |
Wipe Clean,Wipe Green,Wipe Safe
Most eco rolls fix one thing and drop another, plastic-free but bleached, or soft but thin. Here is where each brand actually lands.
| Feature | Skid Slayer | Who Gives A Crap | Reel | Supermarket 2-ply |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Material | 100% bamboo | Bamboo or recycled | 100% bamboo | Virgin wood pulp |
| Unbleached | Yes | No, whitened | No, whitened | No, bleached |
| Ply | 3-ply | 3-ply | 3-ply | 2-ply |
| Sheets per roll | 300 | 370 | 300 | ≈200 |
| Plastic packaging | None | None | None | Shrink film |
| Fragrance / dyes | No | No | No | Often |
| Septic & RV safe | Yes | Yes | Yes | Varies |
| Subscription saving | 15% | Varies | Varies | — |
Judge It Per Sheet,Not Per Roll.
Sheet counts and sheet sizes differ across every brand, which makes price-per-roll meaningless. Here is what Skid Slayer actually costs you.
12 rolls
3,600 sheets- $26.99 one-time
- $2.25 per roll
- Lasts a couple ~2.5 weeks
24 rolls
7,200 sheets · free shipping- $48.96 one-time
- $2.04 per roll
- Lasts a couple ~5 weeks
24 rolls, subscribed
7,200 sheets · 15% off- $41.62 per delivery
- $1.73 per roll
- Skip or cancel any time
12 Rolls Or 24 Rolls?Answer Two Questions.
The average person uses roughly 100 sheets a day. Tell us your household and we will size the pack and the delivery interval for you.
24 rolls, every 2 months
7,200 sheets covers 2 people for about 5 weeks of normal use, with a buffer for guests and bad weeks. Free shipping is included at this pack size.
Add this pack to cartReal Wipers.Real Reviews.
Everything You
Need To Know
Why is Skid Slayer tan instead of bright white?
Because it is unbleached. White toilet paper gets its colour from chlorine-based whitening, a cosmetic step that adds nothing to hygiene, softness or strength, and leaves processing residue behind. Skid Slayer skips bleaching entirely, so the paper keeps bamboo’s natural tan and skips the chemistry along with it. Most “eco” bamboo brands still whiten their rolls to look like the supermarket stuff. We would rather be honest-coloured than artificially white.
Is bamboo toilet paper septic safe?
Yes. Bamboo fibre separates quickly once it is submerged, so it moves through traps, pumps and macerators instead of clumping in them. That makes it suitable for septic systems, RV black tanks, marine heads, composting toilets and older cast-iron plumbing. Thick, slow-dissolving tissue is one of the most common causes of blockages in those systems. If your septic can handle regular toilet paper, it will handle Skid Slayer with less strain, not more.
Does bamboo toilet paper contain PFAS or BPA?
Skid Slayer is made without PFAS, BPA, formaldehyde, dyes and added fragrance. PFAS “forever chemicals” have been detected in some conventional paper products, and BPA typically enters recycled tissue through thermal receipt paper in the recycling stream, one reason we use virgin bamboo fibre instead of recycled pulp. The full ingredient list is one item long: FSC-certified bamboo. No coatings, no lotions, no softening chemicals.
Is bamboo toilet paper better than regular toilet paper?
For most households, yes. Bamboo fibre is longer than the wood pulp used in conventional tissue, so a 3-ply bamboo sheet resists tearing without needing wet-strength additives. Bamboo also regrows to harvest height in about three years compared with roughly thirty for hardwood, and it grows back without replanting. The old trade-off was roughness, Skid Slayer solves that with a softer 3-ply build and no bleaching, dyes or fragrance.
How does Skid Slayer compare to Who Gives A Crap?
Both are 3-ply bamboo with plastic-free packaging. The big difference: Skid Slayer is unbleached, while most competitors whiten their bamboo to look conventional. Beyond that it comes down to sheet size, roll count and delivery, Skid Slayer uses a wider sheet, which means fewer squares per wipe even though the sheet count per roll is lower. Compare on cost per 100 sheets rather than per roll, that is the only measure that accounts for both sheet count and sheet size.
Is bamboo toilet paper good for sensitive skin?
It is one of the better options. Most irritation from toilet paper traces back to added fragrance, dyes, printed patterns or residue left behind by chlorine bleaching, Skid Slayer contains none of those. There is no BPA or PFAS either, which can be present in recycled pulp made from thermal receipt paper. The result is a plain, unbleached, unscented sheet, which is what dermatologists usually recommend for irritated or reactive skin.
How many sheets are on each roll, and how long will a pack last?
Each roll holds 300 sheets. A 12-roll pack is 3,600 sheets and a 24-roll pack is 7,200 sheets. At average use of roughly 100 sheets per person per day, a 24-roll pack lasts one person around ten weeks, a couple around five weeks, and a family of four about two and a half weeks. Set your subscription interval to match your household, and adjust or skip any delivery from your account.
Will I use more sheets because it is thinner?
No, the opposite usually happens. Skid Slayer is 3-ply with a wider sheet, so each pull covers more area and holds together under pressure instead of shredding. Most people find they fold once and use fewer squares per visit than with a standard 2-ply supermarket roll. If you are switching from a thin recycled eco brand, expect a noticeable drop in how many squares you reach for.
Is the packaging really plastic free?
Yes, end to end. Each roll is wrapped in paper, the rolls ship in a recycled cardboard carton, and there is no shrink film, poly bag or plastic tape anywhere in the box. The cardboard core is recycled and plastic-free as well. Everything that arrives can go straight into your kerbside recycling, so there is nothing left over to send to landfill after you unpack it.
Can I subscribe, skip or cancel any time?
Yes. Subscribing saves 15% on every order and you choose whether it ships every one, two or three months. From your customer portal you can change the pack size, move the delivery date, skip a single shipment, pause the subscription or cancel it outright, with no minimum number of orders and no cancellation fee. A reminder email goes out before every order is processed, so nothing arrives unexpectedly.
How should I store bamboo toilet paper?
Keep it somewhere dry and out of direct sunlight. Because there is no plastic film, the paper wrapper will absorb moisture in a damp bathroom or garage over time, which can soften the roll before you use it. A linen cupboard, shelf or under-sink cabinet is ideal. Stored properly there is no expiry date , bamboo tissue keeps indefinitely, so buying the 24-roll pack carries no risk of waste.
What is your shipping, returns and guarantee policy?
24-roll packs ship free. Orders are dispatched within one business day and typically arrive within three to five business days. Every order is covered by a 30-day money-back guarantee: if the paper is not right for your household, contact support within 30 days of delivery for a full refund, and you do not need to send the rolls back. Damaged or missing deliveries are replaced at no cost.
Try It. Hate It. Keep It Anyway.
If Skid Slayer is not the best roll in your bathroom, email us within 30 days for a full refund. Keep the paper. we are not asking for used toilet roll back.
Shop bamboo toilet paper
