Tough on Skids, Easy on the Planet

At Skid Slayer, we’re wiping out weak toilet paper with sustainably hardcore rolls—soft, strong, and savage on mess.

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The Problem: A Wipe Crisis

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The Problem: A Wipe Crisis

We were standing in the store, staring at shelves full of the same tired toilet paper—boring branding, bleached rolls, and mystery ingredients. Nothing stood out. Nothing felt right.

The Solution: Skid Slayer is Born

We created Skid Slayer—toilet paper that rocks. Made from 100% bamboo, it’s ultra-soft, tough where it counts, and totally free from plastic, bleach, and harmful chemicals.

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Skin Safe
Free from harsh chemicals, artificial fragrances, and dyes, our toilet paper is gentle on all skin types. A clean you can trust.
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Tear Resistant
Thick and durable, Skid Slayer won’t rip mid-wipe. Engineered for strength, so you get complete confidence with every use.
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Quick Dissolve
Flush with peace of mind! Our septic-safe formula breaks down fast, preventing clogs and keeping your plumbing problem-free.
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Eco-Friendly & Sustainable

We don’t believe in waste—just powerful performance. Our TP is sustainably sourced, plastic-free, and carbon neutral. Wipe with confidence, knowing you’re protecting the planet.

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Mess-Proof Strength

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Eco-Savage Materials

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No Harmful
Junk

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Sustainable & Responsible

Built for Battle,
Soft Where It
Counts
Wipe with confidence. Skid Slayer is skin-safe, tear-resistant, and septic-friendly. No rips, no clogs, no BS—just a clean you can trust.
Join the Skid Squad
This isn’t just TP—it’s a movement. Get exclusive deals, early access to new drops, and updates from the front lines of the clean revolution. Wipe like a rebel.