Gentle on
Butts
100%
Plastic-Free &
FSC Certified
Plastic-Free &
FSC Certified
Soft Yet
Strong
Strong
Premium Butt Armor
Eco-Friendly, Badass Clean
No More Streaks
Soft. Strong. Savage.
Sustainably Hardcore
Premium Butt Armor
Eco-Friendly, Badass Clean
No More Streaks
Soft. Strong. Savage.
Sustainably Hardcore
Premium Butt Armor
Eco-Friendly, Badass Clean
No More Streaks
Soft. Strong. Savage.
Sustainably Hardcore
Unleash Strength, Softness,
and Sustainability Together.
and Sustainability Together.
Maximum Durability
Built to handle the toughest wipes without tearing or crumbling, ensuring a powerful clean every time.
Mess-Free Handling
Designed for easy tearing, rolling, and use—no frustration, just convenience.
Extra Wide Sheets
More coverage per wipe for an efficient clean. Get the job done in fewer swipes.
Long-Lasting Rolls
Each roll is packed with more sheets, lasting longer and reducing waste
Premium Butt Armor
Safe for All
Hypoallergenic Formula
Eco-Friendly, Badass Clean
Wiping Will Never
Be Boring Again.
Be Boring Again.
Mess-Free
Absorption
Absorption
Highly absorbent and efficient, so you use less and stay fresh longer
without waste.
Epic Bathroom
UpgradE
UpgradE
Bold designs and rebellious energy turn a boring bathroom essential into a statement piece.
Septic
Safe
Safe
Free from harsh chemicals, artificial fragrances, and dyes, our toilet paper is gentle on all skin types. A clean you can trust.
Breaks Down
Easily
Easily
Thick and durable, Skid Slayer won’t rip mid-wipe. Engineered for strength, so you get complete confidence with every use.
The TP That Wipes Out
the Competition
the Competition
Not all toilet paper is created equal. Skid Slayer is built different—stronger, safer, and cleaner than the rest.
Bleach-Free &
BPA-Free
BPA-Free
No harmful chemicals, just pure, skin-safe softness.
Lab-Tested &
Non-Toxic
Non-Toxic
Certified safe, because what touches you matters.
Carbon Neutral
& FSC Certified
& FSC Certified
Sustainable from roll to flush. No greenwashing here.
100% Plastic-Free
Packaging
Packaging
Good for your bathroom, even better for the planet.
The TP That Wipes Out
the Competition
the Competition
Not all toilet paper is created equal. Skid Slayer is built different—stronger, safer, and cleaner than the rest.
Bleach-Free &
BPA-Free
BPA-Free
No harmful chemicals, just pure, skin-safe softness.
Lab-Tested &
Non-Toxic
Non-Toxic
Certified safe, because what touches you matters.
Carbon Neutral
& FSC Certified
& FSC Certified
Sustainable from roll to flush. No greenwashing here.
100% Plastic-Free
Packaging
Packaging
Good for your bathroom, even better for the planet.
No Nasty Stuff, Just
Pure Performance
Pure Performance
We don’t just make premium toilet paper—we make it without the garbage that other brands sneak in. Here’s what you won’t find in Skid Slayer:
No Bleach or Dyes
No Harsh Chemicals
No BPA or PFAS
No Plastic Packaging
No Formaldehyde
No Weak, Flimsy Sheets
Wipe Like a Rebel
Say goodbye to rough, weak, and wasteful toilet paper. Skid Slayer gives you the best of all
Wipe Clean,
Wipe Green,
Wipe Safe
Wipe Green,
Wipe Safe
SKID SLAYER
|
COMMON TOILET PAPER
|
|
|---|---|---|
| Toxic-Free Formula | Wipe Clean, Wipe Green | Often packed with hidden chemicals |
| 100% Sustainable |
|
Greenwashing with no real proof |
| Ultra-Soft & Strong |
|
Too thin or feels like sandpaper |
| Larger Sheet Size |
|
Small, flimsy squares |
| Septic & RV Safe |
|
Can cause plumbing nightmares |
Real Talk from
Real Wipers
Real Wipers
Rated 4.9/5, by 10,000+ Satisfied Customers
"This stuff is SO SOFT yet STRONG! I used to think all toilet paper was the same—Skid Slayer proved me wrong."
Jessica R.
verified customer
"Most ‘green’ toilet paper feels like sandpaper. This is soft, durable, and guilt-free. I’m hooked."
Daniel K.
verified customer
"We live in an RV, so we need TP that dissolves fast. This stuff works perfectly, and no clogs!"
Samantha P.
verified customer
"This stuff is SO SOFT yet STRONG! I used to think all toilet paper was the same—Skid Slayer proved me wrong."
Jessica R.
verified customer
"Most ‘green’ toilet paper feels like sandpaper. This is soft, durable, and guilt-free. I’m hooked."
Daniel K.
verified customer
Everything You
Need to Know
Need to Know
What makes Skid Slayer different from regular toilet paper?
We don’t just make toilet paper—we make toxin-free, high-performance TP. No bleach. No dyes. No BPA, PFAS, or formaldehyde. Just pure, strong, guilt-free wiping.
Is Skid Slayer really eco-friendly?
Hell yes. We use zero plastic packaging, sustainable materials, and absolutely no harsh chemicals. Better for your body and the planet.
Will I use more sheets to get the job done?
Nope. Skid Slayer is ultra-absorbent and durable, so you actually use less than flimsy store brands.
Does it dissolve easily? Is it septic-safe?
100%. Skid Slayer breaks down efficiently without compromising performance. Strong when you need it, gone when you don’t.
Is this TP soft or scratchy?
It’s the sweet spot—soft enough for comfort, strong enough for confidence. No crumbling. No surprises.