Toilet Paper
That Kicks Ass
Sustainably made, ultra-soft, and tough as hell—because your backside deserves the best. Wipe like a rebel, clean like a pro.
The Boldest, Cleanest Wipe Your Butt Deserves
CLEAN AND TOXIC-FREE
SOFT & DURABLE MATERIAL
ECO-FRIENDLY PAPER
MESS-PROOF STRENGTH
Bleach-Free & BPA-Free
Lab-Tested & Non-Toxic
100% Plastic-Free Packaging
Carbon Neutral & FSC Certified
Skid Slayer: Bamboo Toilet Paper That Kicks Ass
Regular price
$26.99 USD
Regular price
Sale price
$26.99 USD
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per
Sustainable toilet paper that saves trees, spares your cheeks, and doesn’t take itself too seriously. Made from ultra-soft bamboo, it’s tough on messes but gentle on you — because doing good for the planet shouldn’t mean wiping with sandpaper.
"Pre Orders are estimated be ship by the end of December, beginning of January."
"Get limited edition sticker pack free on pre order."
Unleash Bold Comfort with Every Wipe.
Skin Safe
Free from harsh chemicals, artificial fragrances, and dyes, our toilet paper is gentle on all skin types. A clean you can trust.
Tear Resistant
Thick and durable, Skid Slayer won’t rip mid-wipe. Engineered for strength, so you get complete confidence with every use.
Quick Dissolve
Flush with peace of mind! Our septic-safe formula breaks down fast, preventing clogs and keeping your plumbing problem-free.
Skin Safe
Free from harsh chemicals, artificial fragrances, and dyes, our toilet paper is gentle on all skin types. A clean you can trust.
Tear Resistant
Thick and durable, Skid Slayer won’t rip mid-wipe. Engineered for strength, so you get complete confidence with every use.
Premium Butt Armor
Eco-Friendly, Badass Clean
No More Streaks
Premium Butt Armor
Eco-Friendly, Badass Clean
No More Streaks
Premium Butt Armor
Eco-Friendly, Badass Clean
No More Streaks
Join the clean revolution
upgrade your wipe game
Skid Slayer isn’t just toilet paper—it’s a bold statement. Made with sustainable materials and premium quality, it’s tough on skids and easy on the planet.
